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not gonna lie so the first time i read the outsiders when johnny says “you carry a heater” or “you kill people with heaters” or whatever the hell he says all i could picture was dallas with a little portable heater like u use in the winter and…

dally the heater salesman OMMMMGG

omg ‘hey man you should buy a heater, oh no you don’t want to? how bout i knock you up side the head with the heater, yeah i thought that would change your mind’

"JUST TAKE THE FUCKING HEATER"
"I DONT WANT IT"
and he just throws it at people
or that’s all he gets the gang for Christmas
"another heater…thanks dal…" and they just throw it in the pile
BUT IM LAUGHING SO HArd at dally just walking around with heaters and aggressively trying to sell them or throw them at people
also Johnny and pony needing to run away
"and you’re gonna need this"
and it’s a heater
and Johnny’s just like “uh I don’t think that’s necessary”
like neither of them can CARRY IT
ITS SO LARGE
AND dallys like “you’ll need it”
and Johnny and ponyboy have to like drag it along and they’re just cursing like ugh wtf

"WHY DID WE NEED TO CARRY THIS HEATER AGAIN"
"IDK DALLY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT CARRYING IT AROUND AND SHOWIN IT OFF IN WINDRIXVILLE"
im laughing so hard beCAUSE DALLY WOULD BE LIKE TRYING TO SELL ONE AND SOMEONE WOULD TOUCH AND IT AND LIKE “GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE HEATER DID I SAY YOU COULD TOUCH THE HEATER, THE HEATER CAN TOUCH U YOU CANT TOUCH THE HEATER JEEZ CAN YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS TO YOURSELF

"why did we need to carry this again?" OMG IM LAUGHING
"I don’t even know"
"WAIT SO WE’VE BEEN CARRYING THIS AROUND FOR MILES FOR NO REASON"
"I guess so"
"fucking dally"
like imagine them dragging it on and on and not even questioning it
and imagine dally in the car with the heater and the little girl comes up and he has to hide it
and then he’s like that was close!
and Johnny and pony just have a ‘wtf’ look
and imagine when the fire happened the heater just gets blown up out of the church and flies across the field
and dallys just like “NO, FUCK, NOT THE HEATER! FUCK! I NEED THAT!” and runs after it
and imagine someone finally being like “guys, real talk, what’s with dally and those damn heaters?” and they all just shrug
like yeah imagine him cherishing them like YOU CANT TOUCH THEM, DONT EVEN LOOK AT THEM, I WILL KILL YOU WITH IT

IM LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE WHEN THE HEATER GETS BLOWN UP HES LIKE “YOU LITTLE SHIT I NEEDED THAT HEATER THAT WAS THE LAST ONE IN THAT STYLE AND I HAD ANOTHER BUYER LINED UP THE NEXT TIME I SEE U PONYBOY I’LL KILL U” and he sits around and cleans his heaters all the time and when he gets in a fight like “I CANt BELIEVE YOU MESSED UP MY HEATER BUY ME A NEW ONE BETTER YET BUY ME A NEW HEATER FROM ME” omg when ponyboy walks up to the farmers and theyre like “WHATCHA GOT THERE’ “A HEATER’ ‘OH THATS A NICE ONE I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THOSE’ AND PONYBOYS LIKE SRSLY